Dire Thorns – Call Me Nothing
Another roasting for your pleasure! This time, head chef Rob Sutton, has been basting and garnishing UK Metallers, Dire Thorns!
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Roast Reviews
I Am The Wreckage – Ocelot Revolver
Another helping of our popular roast, served up by Head Chef, Rob Sutton. This week’s victims are I Am The Wreckage!
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The Roast of Nik NXK
Our Pastry Chef, Dark Juan, has lovingly roasted another victim! This time it’s Trap Metal project, Nik NXK.
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In Depths – Drained
Another tasty roast cooked up by our head chef, Rob Sutton! This time he’s been basting UK Deathcore band, In Depths!
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Elimination – Icon of Despair
Another luscious roast! This time our head chef has been cooking up a treat for UK Thrash Metallers, Elimination. Roasted by Rob Sutton.
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Mike McClatchey and Lament Cityscape
It’s time for another good roasting! This episode’s good sports are Mike McClatchey and Lament Cityscape! They’ve been brutally roasted by Dark Juan!
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Trivium (!!) – Violence Breeds Violence
Another roast review from Rob, and this one’s for a big band – Trivi…um, oh, hang on a minute…
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Vulgore – Renegade
Another fine roasting for our Monday night. this time, head chef, Rob Sutton has tenderised and basted the song ‘Renegade’ by UK Metal band, Vulgore!
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The Roast Of Lisa Mann
Another good roasting, but this time from the BBQ master, Dark Juan. He’s decided to give Bassist Lisa Mann a good roasting! All in the best possible humour obviously.
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Surya – Absolver
Another roast review from our in-house chef, Rob Sutton. This time Leeds, UK-based Post-Metal band, Surya, are on the spit! Get the herbs out!!
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Cast In Tephra – Decent To The Monolith Part 1 and 2 (I really don’t care, it all sounds the same)
Another good roasting from the resident chef, Rob Sutton. This one is of UK Slam band, Cast In Tephra.
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4Gent7 (Agent 47, I don’t know) – Rise/Fall
Another band gets a good roasting from our metal chef, Rob Sutton. This time, it’s Agent 47!
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Thrashatouille – U.K. Chef Metal EP
Roast review of U.K. Chef Metal, the 2022 EP release from UK Chef Metallers, Thrashatouille. Lovingly roasted to perfection by Dark Juan!
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Portrayal of Ruinn – Awakened Hate
Portrayal of Ruinn become the latest victims of Rob’s Roasting! Here, their song, ‘Awakened Hate’ is cheffed up to perfection by Rob Sutton.
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Black Mass – Involuntary Semen Ingestion
A good roasting of the song ‘Involuntary Semen Ingestion’, by Black Mass. Lovingly roasted by Rob Sutton.
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